super hot butfun
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woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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