Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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