Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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