We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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