He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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