They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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