I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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