Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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