help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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