I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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