I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I can't turn off my feet"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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