Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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