he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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