Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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