Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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