I cockslap morals
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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