I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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