im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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