WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My boob is missing a layer of skin
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The adults are the big ones right?
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