Pappa wants mamma naked
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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