Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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