What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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