just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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