My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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