They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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