billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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