Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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