Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just pee around me
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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