Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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