Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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