I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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