i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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