i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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