sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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