This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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