Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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