alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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