Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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