You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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