Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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