next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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