you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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