Umm I'm too high to move.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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