Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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