Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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