let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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