I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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