It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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