There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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