tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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