Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
My cat gives me a boner
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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