therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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